SMILING CARCASS'S TWO-PENNETH

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Austerity

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“We have to have austerity!”

Why say that; ‘cause we’re To-ry!

It’s not that we are short of cash

But poor folk we do love to bash

Why pay tax to fund the life

Of poor men and their dreadful wife.

And though my offshore pelf is safe

And hidden from the stray and waif

The little that I do imburse

Is squandered on the public purse

To keep the idle, ill and old

Living on my precious gold

So ‘austerity’s’ the battle cry

And fool the plebs with hope and lies

With promises of jam tomorrow

(How much would you like to borrow?)

Kerr-Ching!

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Written by Smiling Carcass

31/10/2014 at 10:50 AM

Posted in Poems

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  1. Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
    Another true, short and sweet, poem of today…

    jaypot2012

    31/10/2014 at 11:56 AM

  2. Pertinent indeed.

    Jane Owens

    01/11/2014 at 3:12 PM


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