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Buckingham Palace: Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have had a shag

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I hear Cameron’s delighted- but he would be, wouldn’t he- however will Iain Duncan Smith say ‘we can’t afford it’ or will a few hundred grand a year and a palace or two (not subject to the Bedroom Tax) c/o the taxpayer be found?

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have been successfully on the job lately, a statement from Buckingham Palace said on Monday morning.

The Clarence House announcement said the Queen was delighted with the news that the royal couple are obviously ‘getting it on’.

And in a short written statement to the press, the royal household announced:

The Queen and members of both families are very pleased to announce they are delighted with the news that their Royal Highnesses have been able to get a bit of regular rumpy-pumpy in between their official duties,” it said.

The Prime Minister David Cameron was also quick to congratulate the couple, saying: “I’m delighted by the happy news that the Royal couple have clearly been parking the Plymouth in the garage of love.

The news follows widespread expectation that the couple, both 32, have been shagging for a second child.

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Written by Smiling Carcass

09/09/2014 at 7:34 AM

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